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| The Lady And Fire | |
| A phone rang in a fire station, An old lady talked without hesitation, “Please come immediate, Pl help me at once Two men r standing under my window, And I don’t want to take any more chance. “Madam, Pl call the Police and They will handle them for you” “No I want your long ladder, To fetch up those horny two.”
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| 23:31 | 19/Jan/2008 |
| The Poor Husband | |
| Once upon a time a jealous husband Got suspicious of his wife He hired a private detective And told him to catch her live. After a week the man Came back and handed cd video, They got down watching it, but it had poor audio. The frames were slightly hazy, Yet he saw her with a man in park He saw the duo laughing loudly And it was not at all dark. He saw them enjoying at a road side café And were dancing in a dim lit club, His wife was doing so many things It made him stunned with a huff. “I can’t believe this” The distraught husband only could say “That is Very True, My Sir, But reward me with my pay” Crest fallen the husband felt Never had thought in my life, So much fun she could be, Never had known she is my wife.
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| 23:31 | 19/Jan/2008 |
| Me and My Wife Poles Apart | |
| Me and My Wife Poles Apart “U R good For Nothing “ Thunders my Wife I am still married to her, in this short life. “Our neighbor is more intelligent Than an idiot like you” Then why u have married me, Rejecting prospective few. “I would have been more happy By remaining as a single” Why then u allowed me to poke in ur life and asked me to mingle. “I never like you to watch All those channels of news” But if I tell u to stop seeing the serials U will blow ur fuse. U will always demand A ton of money And I am not any ATM That’s not any funny. U tell me to socialize With ur good for nothing brother, I hate that damn rascal U never thought to bother. U r always busy Talking to ur cell, I am always busy Chatting like a hell. If I am South Pole North Pole Is You, I am married to you for 10 sweet years And can’t live without you.
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| 23:30 | 19/Jan/2008 |
| A Few Hindi SMS From My Cell Part I | |
| Hello Friends, Producing here a Few HINDI Spiced With Urdu SMS From My Mobile In Box. I Hope You Remember them by heart and recite them at apt time and off course at apt place.( I read somewhere, don't offer a rose bunch to a donkey, He wont admire it , but eat it)IPatti-patti gulab kya hogi, Har kali mahaj khwab kya hogi !Jisne lakhoon haseen dekh...
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| 14:49 | 14/Jan/2008 |
| The Flowering Trees II | |
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| Jacarnda:- I have seen this violet coloured flowering trees, when I travelled along Chandigarh-Simla-Manali state highways. It is a native of latin America. It blooms in hotter months. I have seen them in plains also, but their blooming is not so much vigorous asit is in hilly regions.
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| 21:59 | 12/Jan/2008 |
| The Flowering Trees | |
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| There Are So many Flowering Trees in our neighborhood.Do we know all their names?I am Posting one today and continue to post one every day. If you know any such tree and know it’s name, please inform me.And if you think my information is wrong, and then please correct it. The First Of this series is Laburnum Tree, In Hindi it is called Amaltash.Thi...
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| 02:30 | 10/Jan/2008 |
| Dilemma OaHuman Being | |
| Today, I with a friend of mine was coming home from my friend's shop..On the way it was raining.. & we have to cross a highway thus avery busy area..Just as we were going on the road I spotted a man laying on the road & it looked like an accident.. Atfirst, I thought it was some dead body as that area is known for itshigh accident rate.. So I stopp...
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| 02:13 | 10/Jan/2008 |
| To Bail A Cat | |
| Make sure you get every single word right!Read the following passage and then scroll down forfurther instructions at the end. Read loudly to yourself now read:-This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThis is to catThis is keep catThis is a catThis is fool catThis is busy catThis is for catThis is forty catThis is seconds catNow read the THIRD ...
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| 01:58 | 10/Jan/2008 |
| Smoking is injurious to health | |
| Smoking is injurious to health..Funny way to convey this message all around the worldPlease Do It .look at it To Believe Try The Link and let me Know :- http://www.funonthenet.in/forums/index.php?action=dlatt ach;topic=77547.0;attach=150447;image
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| 00:36 | 9/Jan/2008 |
| My Friends Who Use Comps/Lap Tops | |
| Helpful Tips on Eye Care With so many of us spending lots of time in front of the computer every day it comes to no surprise that research is showing a rise in visual problems. What can one do? First, it’s important to find out how you can protect your eyes through eye health exams and by making a few minor changes in your computer viewing habits. ...
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| paritosh tyagi | 20:00 | 6/Jan/2008 |
| Friends: (3)
| City: Indore
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| frndship is sweet whsn it is new but it is sweeter when it is true and it is sweetest when it is joys.
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| pratheesh mony | 16:18 | 4/Jan/2008 |
| Friends: (6)
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| what happend to these guys |
| i was wondering what happend to the youth of india while watching NDTV after the birth of a new year. it is quiet natural for the youth to celebrate the new year. but we should create some cross mark for all these celebrations. molesting women is not a good sign of celebration. such things happened in many places in india on the eve of new year, e...
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 K Nagesh | 12:34 | 8/Jan/2008 |
| Friends: (270)
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| sohamswami | 13:22 | 19/Jan/2008 |
| Friends: (289)
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| A DRIVE TO KASHID |
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| I rise from slumberAnd must go somewhere,From a life-day in and day out,From inertia.I jump out and drive,Far,far away,As far the crow can fly....Beyond crowd and dustBecause,I must. Long winding ways,With Mulshi dam asMy companion.Between the hills so green,With calm and silent water,it's showing the colourOf the sky and the clouds.A lone Egret,w...
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| amit virmani | 19:22 | 10/Jan/2008 |
| Friends: (84)
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| Mid year appraisal for techies |
| Letter from manager.Hi Guys, Keep up the high spirit of work that u people had shown in the past. (Do not show the spirit that u take in the nite in office hours).Lets come straight to the point.Since we are running short of our goals I would recommend u people to fill u'r goals and u'r expectations.Any help u people required in achieving the...
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| Rishi Bhaumik | 00:20 | 6/Jan/2008 |
| Friends: (19)
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| disillution |
| disillution...when we get disillutioned how do we react? suppose u believe in someone or suppose u expect cetain things from some1. then one day u realize that ur thought or expectation has been quite baseless. u feel humbled...u feel as if theres no control on your life. its unnerving sometimes, disappointing
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| ramnath rajaram | 00:44 | 16/Jan/2008 |
| Friends: (1330)
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| Let old friends know that I have ....!!! |
| You might be best friends one year,pretty good friends the next year, don"t talk that often the next year,and don"t want to talk at all the year after that.So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.no ma...
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| sampanna | 19:01 | 1/Jan/2008 |
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| Yippeeanother year begins........wish all my dearest ilander friends a very very happy and prosperous new year......this year is gonna be an adventurous one for me for sure.as to why i say this i will elucidate in one of my upcoming posts.....keep speculating guys.... and yes i donated blood on the last day of 2007 and i feel great.its the first ti...
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| Current Boll... | 19:48 | 20/Oct/2007 |
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| Aaja Nachle Title Track EXCLUSIVE |
| Hey guys this is the exclusive song from the movie AAJA NACHLE This movie marks the comeback of great actress MADHURI DIXIT So this song is for all her fans desperately waiting for the release of her movie ENJOY !!!!
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| News Domain | 12:36 | 6/Oct/2007 |
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| please income |
| SantaSingh got his promotion and became principal in colledge. To keep up with his status, he decided tospeak only in English to all his juniors. One morning, his peon peeped through the doorto see if his principal was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why areyou outstanding! Please in...
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| ravisha mall | 17:54 | 14/Aug/2007 |
| Friends: (8)
| City: Delhi
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| Claustrophobia |
| The stench of unwashed bodies assaults my nostrils..layers and layers of grime and filth..settled on human skin...A wave of nausea hits my stomach..as i try to to ignore a strange faceless hand..mistaking my butt for a stray wallet...i grope around me...trying to find support and finding nothing but stale beedhi smoke...i turn around...interrupting...
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